

http://www.sparksflyup.com/weblog.php
Major players (authors) *updated to add: there is now an insightful comment from an editor as well* weigh in on the controversial subject of GIANT HUGNORMOUS ADVANCES that (may or may not) drain publishing houses VS. decent advances that an author is (more likely to earn out quickly?) and earn royalties for. John Green proposes bigger royalties and smaller advances across the board, which could benefit everyone in the industry: authors and houses alike.
I haven’t been this riveted by a blog conversation in awhile.
It’s sort of turned into a Team Big Advance VS. small-advance-but-I’m-happy kinda chat with a side of spicy, “I needed the Super-sized advance to quit my day job.”
Good stuff!

Ladies and Gentlemen: This should be the final cover for SEA.
I promised some tweet friends I’d show it today, so here goes.
Also, should mention it’s my wedding anniversary! Some odd years ago we were married in a floral garden of a vineyard in Napa county. Our reception was in a wine cave adorned with candleabras. Very Phantom of the Operaesque. Very lovely. One of the very best days of my life.
We’ve been together since we were nineteen.
Have never broken up. Not even for five minutes.
It’s one of the reasons I believe that sometimes young love can last. When it’s real, that is.
So what a nice date to share the final cover of my first book baby. The novel that was inspired by my husband and all the awesome that he brings into the world.
Without further adieu, here is my new font. I think it’s evocative in all the right ways and really matches the setting of the story. (What I really think is that I owe the Art designer a few dozen tubs of frozen mini peanut butter cups.)
SEA is debuting JUNE 10, 2010!!!!
Not August like I originally thought!
*happy discos around the world*
PS. It’s also my Grammy’s birthday. Awwww.
So you asked about the writer’s retreat. I think I needed a few days to let it sink in so I could try and do it some justice. Here goes. Be warned: it comes with some cheese. Can’t be helped.
When I was in college, and a creative writing major, I was entirely charmed by the idea of writers communing together. I saw this movie Haunted Summer, which starred the dreamily freckled Eric Stoltz as Percy Shelley. It was about their haunted summer. Percy, Lord Byron, and Mary Shelley and others. It’s about the summer Mary wrote Frankenstein. They lived in a castle, boated by day, and partied by night. They wrote poetry, they romanced, they created…basically, it’s the best movie ever.
I read several biographies about the trio, and just found them incredibly alluring–and wished that one day, if I was really lucky, I’d be published and I’d retreat with other writers like me.
I mean, seriously, it was in my Top 10 of all wishes (including being stranded on a desert island with Taylor Kitch, yet I digress.)
So fast forward a few odd years and Maggie Stiefvater sends me an email invited me to join her and 7 other authors at a writers retreat in Savannah, Georgia.
Um.
YES! I replied before even checking with my husband, arranging childcare, etc. etc. The answer was simply YES and I’d figure out the rest, which I did.
And it was just as awesome as I imagined a retreat would be.
Granted, there were no sailboats, (though we could have used one in the monsoon). There was no opium (but not for lack of searching). There was not THAT MUCH illicit romance either.
But there was writing talk.
Lots of it. And there was reading. There were fresh Shiver ARC’s signed by their charming author. There were discussion of dreams. And literature and plans. There was creating and playing and laughing. And yes, there might have even been a few tears. Of happiness. During a meal of fresh flounder and red wine in a pre-civil war ballroom.
Remember my long time readers when I posted about SCBWI the day I got my first offer for SEA? How I was sitting in the front row with Cecil Castelluci on my right, Lisa Albert on my left, and was listening to John Green speak about the importance of revision?
If my inner-self could have shown through my skin at that moment, tears pinging in my eyes from so much awesome, I would have rivaled Edward in the sunshine. Seriously. That moment in the ballroom surrounded by those 8 awesome writers was Just Like That.
Maggie asked that night in the ballroom, (because she was in charge of making sure our dinner conversations didn’t soley consist of potty humor), what would have to happen in our careers to feel like we’d “arrived.”
Everyone had different ideas: book numbers, financial goals, award accolades, etc., and me? I actually burst into happy tears. I mean, total melodrama, Gwyneth Paltrow winning her Oscar for Shakespeare in Love, ridiculous tears. I mean, I wanted to make fun of myself, but there they were, and I simply said, “I have a book coming out. I have two beautiful kids that I love, and I’m sitting here surrounded by you people. I never imagined life could be this cool.”
So last week was my Haunted Summer.
And guess what? I plan on having a lot more.
And then Tessa chucked a deep fried piece of Calamari at me from across the table.
A food fight ensued.
And we were asked to leave the restaurant.
(Everything but the last three lines is entirely true.)

Heidi, Carrie Ryan, Dawn Metcalf
Jackson Pearce, Tessa Gratton, Maggie Stiefvater
(Looking appropriately devilish)
Flounder remains. Looked grizzly, tasted grand.
…or How Not To Make A Book Trailer…lol
TEAM BUNNIES!
Thanks to watchmebeJackson Pearce for her video awesomeness and to my Gothic Girls for an amazing five days.
Also m_stiefvater confesses secrits of our trip! shame!
Tessa’s wonderful DAY 2 RETELLING: http://everflame.livejournal.com/527679.html
http://www.cynthealiu.com/win-critique-from-heidi-r-kling/
Here’s the page to bid!
Don’t let BERK go for higher than me! (Of course, he’s on their right before me. I can’t escape him!)
I promise I’ll do a really good job! And I will never offer again. Never ever ever ever ever. =9
Cynthea says: “Heidi is a gem in our writing community. One of the most supportive authors I know, I have no doubt her critique will be helpful, inciteful, and constructive. That’s who Heidi is.” - Cynthea Liu.
Aw. *blush*
I donated a five-page manuscript critique as part of Cynthea Liu’s TAKE A DARE launch party.
Cynthea is the brains/creativity behind Author’s Now, a wonderful community that welcomes all new writers.
As a big supporter of Cynthea and AN! I wanted to contribute something.
The auction is under TRIPLE DARE, if you’re interested in bidding!
http://www.cynthealiu.com/showyoucare/
Thanks!
1. Cover gods spin their magic once again this time for couch-bed-late-night-giggling-partner: fabulousfrock
Congrats, Jackie!
2. everflame is doing a Day-by-Day account of our retreat complete with a beautiful description of our temporary home. Add her to read, because, as I told her, my account would be more like, “Rpatz arm puppets! Delicious dinner! Rpatz arm puppets! Haunted trolley!”
And it wouldn’t really do the trip justice.
3. Stay Tuned for the Vlog. I *believe* it was promised to appear later on today. Pay no attention to the girl under the table with the bad zombie timing.
Have a great weekend, everybody!
(back row left to right) Maggie, Brenna, Heidi, The Cannon, Jackson, Jackie, Dawn, Carrie
(front row left to right) Tessa, cannon base explaining historical importance of said cannon, Linda
*Check out the dripping Spanish Moss in the background. So awesome.*
Stay Tuned tomorrow for our YOU TUBE Puppet Show of Doom AKA: The Gothic Girls Book Trailer…a Medley of…um…well you decide.
Thanks to Linda for the pic!
PS. The pic is bigger on m_stiefvaterblog and she lists our books because she’s awesome like that. Whereas I just make bad jokes about cannons.