YA label=”ghettoizing”? Probably should read this guys…

September 30, 2007     /     Comments (0)

so i’m back in the u.s. of a. we had a lovely time; my boys: the big one and the little one had the best time mountain climbing around the matterhorn, gondola rides etc. etc., and i’m exhausted–16 hours in a plane–the house feels like it’s still rocking. so i’m laying on the couch reading my entertainment weekly, an excellent starred review of the debut novel BEFORE I DIE, by jenny downham. after lavish praise about plot and character and writing here comes the gritty, much cringe-inducing part and i quote, “unfortunately, downham’s publisher has handicapped BEFORE I DIE by labeling it a young-adult novel, thus ghettoizing this gem to the back of most bookstores. it’s a shame, because this book is vastly superior to most so-called adult novels with high-school-age protagonists that have been embraced by the literary establishment…” (his example: PREP, by curtis sittenfeld.)

while i’m thrilled for ms. downham’s starred review, as a writer w/ a YA book coming out i’m offended and on so many levels! the term ‘ghettoizing’ for one, secondly, that writing YA is a ‘handicap,’ thirdly, the idea that YA sections are in located in some dark seedy back-of-the-bookstore dungeon that a dignified grown-up could never find without a blow torch and an ancient treasure map. obviously, i’m going to to write to the editors of EW (thom geier is the reviewer), but i’d like to hear from you guys—offended or what? and how is ms. downham supposed to feel? guilty and bad that her ‘brilliant’ book was labeled YA or happy that this national magazine reviewer finds it worthy of ‘real’ readers, especially when he could have, just as easily, encouraged adult readers to buy this book and encourage it’s marketing as a cross-over novel.




Heidi R. Kling’s Author Chat: With…Putnam Editor Stacey Barney!

September 17, 2007     /     Comments (0)

Today we have a very special guest, my Putnam editor Stacey Barney! What’s it like working inside that drool-inducing Chocolate (Publishing) Factory with so many of us standing outside tearing apart candy bars trying to find that golden ticket? How tough is it wearing Willy Wonka’s purple velvet jacket?

I think like any job, you have your good days and your not so good days. Generally, I have a lot of really great days working with authors and my colleagues in the office. What I’m doing provides real meaning to my life, so I’m happy to struggle through the not so good days to be surrounded by books. I really don’t know what else I’d be doing if I wasn’t doing this. So I happily wear the purple velvet jacket. In fact, purple is my favorite color!

What is it you are looking for in a novel? Let’s say YA. (Though it may apply to all genres.)

I look for a strong voice and fresh subject matter. At the end of the novel, I want to be able to say WOW! That’s something I haven’t read before, and after reading it, I feel something I’ve never felt before. I’m looking for that WOW factor. Something new and relevant. I also, of course, look for really good writing. I love when sentences are put together in a way that just seems miraculous–in a way that makes me say, Wow, I didn’t know words could do that. Again, that WOW factor. I also look for the funny. I love to laugh. I love to be silly. I also look for narratives that explore deep emotions. Whatever I publish, I want it to be affecting. I want the words and characters to jump off the page and shimmer and shine.

You had a lot of experience in adult publishing before you moved to Putnam, what is it you like about editing and acquiring YA?

Having been a teacher, I’ve always wanted to edit Young Adult. I got into this industry because I wanted to be a part of providing a young readership with more books that truly echo their life experiences. And editing YA is almost like the work I did with my students. Managing personalities, listening and hearing their voices. Teenagers are so much more sophisticated than we (adults) give them credit for. I like acknowledging that in the books I acquire and publish for them. My YA books make me feel like I’m still surrounded by my kids in the classroom. Sometimes my kids made me laugh; sometimes my kids made me feel deep sorrow; and sometimes my kids made me think and rethink what already thought I knew and understood. Sometimes my kids taught me just as much or more than I taught them. In editing and acquiring YA, I get a glimmer of what I got from my kids when I was teaching.

After you decide YOU like and want a book, what happens next?

After I decide I like a book, I hand it off to a colleague for their opinion–this is what I like to call the reality check. If my colleague echoes my opinions about the book and will support me in the acquisition, I’ll take it to my publisher. If she likes it as well, we’ll decide how much we should pay and then I’ll call the agent up and say, hey, this is our offer. Sometimes it’s an auction situation, sometimes not. There’s some negotiation, and if all goes well, the agent will call up and say, “It’s yours!” Publishing is still a gentlemen’s business, so a lot of the business stuff can be pretty informal. It does work differently at every house. Some people have Ed Boards. After acquisition, the editor and author will set up an editing schedule, and when the manuscript is ready, it’s scheduled for publication. After the editing is done, and the manuscript is in production, art, sales, marketing, and publicity step in, and along with editorial, we decide how we’ll package the book, how we’ll pitch it to accounts, and what support we can provide through marketing and publicity. Galleys are made somewhere along the line and sent out for pre-pub reviews. And shortly thereafter, books arrive in the office. Of course, I’ve simplified it a bit, but I think you get the picture.

Why is it important to get paperback approval?

It’s important to get a paperback read, because you want to make sure that the book will have a long life. Publishing a paperback can also give a book a second chance to reach its market, even if it doesn’t do well as a hardcover.

Foreign approval? (ie: hanging on to the foreign rights)

If a book potentially has legs, meaning the subject matter will translate well in different parts of the world, it’s important to a publishing house to retain those rights. It’s another way to make sure a book will be profitable.

Do you enjoy conferences? What is it that you like or that you find challenging?

I do enjoy conferences. I like meeting writers and discussing the business and the market. I also find a lot of writers have a great deal of misinformation. I think it’s good for them to hear from the editors or agents themselves about the business instead of relying on books or websites that may have out of date or just plain wrong information.

The only thing I’ve found challenging thus far is when writers pitch me when I’m in a bathroom stall.

Has anyone ever pitched a book to you in the ladies room? If not, where was your strangest pitch?

Wow, did you anticipate my last response. Yes, this has happened. Stranger still was a writer who was going to a conference I was to attend as well, and was also leaving from New York. She thought we might be on the same plane, and asked the flight attendant to check her roster for my name and point me out to her. The flight attendant obliged, and I happened to be sitting right in front of her. Suffice it to say, the plane ride was five hours long.

You said you read thirty or so odd books a month and they are mostly the same, so when a book is unique and fresh, it gets your attention. Many writers are struggling with rejections, what is this ‘sameness’ quality you mean? Is it content? Voice? How can they break into that ‘unique’ area and get your attention?

The sameness quality is that many of the novels I read feel familiar–like I’ve read some version of this story before. I’m looking for boy novels, but not necessarily boy novels about a teenage boy who gets his girlfriend pregnant in middle America, and who has abusive parents and can only rely on his older or younger sibling. This is certainly still a viable storyline, and unfortunately, still relevant, but it feels familiar to me. Without something really special or different about the plotline or writing, I’m not sure I can justify publishing the traditional angst-ridden teen novel. I need the cool factor to also be present in the books I publish, even if they do explore traditional teenage angst. Writers need to capitalize upon that element that sets them apart from the pack. That’s what I’m looking for.

Why does it take so long to go from acquiring a book to it coming out in a store near you? What are the steps?

You just never know how the editing process is going to go for one. An editor usually can’t start editing a book, the moment she’s acquired it, as she’s got other books already on her roster and queuing ahead of the newly acquired book. And revisions can take many rounds, even seasoned writers may go through 5 or 6 rounds of edits, and consequently, their book gets pushed to the next list because it won’t make the cut off dates to get into production because it’s simply not done. Editing just isn’t an exact science. But aside from that, sales needs time to sell the book to accounts–that takes time. Art needs time to do the cover design. That takes time. Production has to get the book copyedited and proofread and typeset. That takes time.
Publicity needs time to send galleys to media outlets who work months in advance themselves. Without the proper marketing/publicity done in advance of the book hitting the shelves, you’re shooting yourself in the
foot. You need the months before a book comes out to produce the best book possible–and one that will hopefully sell.

There’s a lot of buzz out there about how writers should be pro-active with their publicity: myspace, websites, lj…how different is marketing and publicity now that we have the internet (and like with this interview, you are reaching who knows how many people with one click of a mouse?)

Well, I’ve not worked in publishing at a time when there was no internet, so I’m not sure I’m the best person to ask that question. How old do you think I am???? But I will say that the internet, especially in the YA market is essential. Books are in competition with not only the internet, but video games, movies et al. Kids spend major time on the internet. If you want to compete with all the other things vying for their attention, YA writers have to be on the internet too. I love how so many writers are online, though I do worry that even though they’re reaching a lot of people that those people are mostly other writers. This is great, but I think it’s important to get kids on your site and looking out for your book as well.

I was really worried about revising SEA, but you’ve been so encouraging and welcoming of my suggestions. Are you always this wonderful to your authors, or is the really scary stuff coming up around the corner?(cringe)

Yes, the really scary stuff is to come. :) I try to be nice and respectful to all my authors. It’s a hard dance in that we’re not yet really friends, and you don’t really have a reason to love me other than I bought your book. The test of our relationship will be how we come through the editorial process together. Don’t worry, I’ve had some blow ups, but not many. Most first time writers are shocked at the degree of edits they receive from me, especially after I bought their book based on falling in love. I still love the book, but I am an editor, so I edit. :) But I don’t think you have anything to worry about. It seems our personalities are a very good match, and besides that unless I feel an edit you don’t want to abide by for whatever reason would be truly detrimental to sales and reviews, I often let my authors have their way or work with them to shape the manuscript so that both sides are happy. At the end of the day, it’s your work, and your name goes on the cover, and I’m not here to publish something you feel isn’t truly representative of you and your vision. I always, always respect the author.

Now an easy one. And since you are my beloved editor you get a good one: if you had to be stranded on a desert island with any one author, who would it be?

Danielle Steele. If I’m going to die of starvation, then I want to go out being thoroughly entertained. But the author of SEA is a close contender.

Okay. Any one agent?

Hmmm. Not answering that one. I’ll only ever get submissions from one agent for the whole of my career! :)

Any one movie star?

Well since I just recently had my photo taken with Djimon Hounsou, I’d have to say him. Sorry Kimora.

(Does Djimon have any cute friends that may wanna go on a double-date?)

And while you’re on that island you’ll need to cast your little foursome as Muppets. Which muppets would play who? Remember, there are four of you now: An editor, an author, and agent and a movie star.
(That sounds like the beginning of a very bad joke.)

I’m definitely Ms. Piggy! Djimon would be my Kermit. The agent I won’t name would be Gonzo. And Danielle Steele? I don’t know. Who were the other girl muppets? But then again, Danielle Steele would probably want to be Ms. Piggy too, and then I’d have to kick her off my island, so I guess it doesn’t really matter. :)

And you thought your day job was hard! Imagine being a muppet casting director! Anything other words of wisdom you’d like to share with my readers?

Yes, buy books. And then read them.

Thank you so much for coming to see us, Ms. Stacey. We all promise not to pitch to you in toilet stalls unless, of course, it’s a requeted roll of T.P. under the door WITHOUT our book title and plot scribbled on it!

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Note from Janice-the-interviewing-muppet (aka: me) I *did* finish this round of revisions and sent them to Stacey (whew!) and I leave tomorrow for Geneva (Zermott.) Since I finished my work, I’m leaving the laptop at home so I can enjoy my vacation with my family, but I *will* check email from time to time. Have a great couple of weeks and when I return home I’ll post the next two Author Chat interviews with two super duper cool authors. In the meantime, happy writing, happy living—and I’ve gotta go pack!




dudes…

September 15, 2007     /     Comments (0)

1. first of all, where are y’all finding those gorgeous character pics? cuz i wanna play
2. also, please go to slayground page today. she has a heartbreaking piece about suicide prevention week, recommended books, and the horrific statistics of how many teens we lose each year to suicide. as someone whose life has been personally touched (several times) by suicide, i feel so strongly that we, as authors, and more importantly as human beings, we need to try and prevent this from happening whenever possible.
3. now it’s kind of hard to think of something clever or amusing to say.
4. nice long pause
5. okay. i’m totally caught up on the OFFICE, let’s just say i’ve watched so much OFFICE that i feel like agent michael scott and pam and even dwight are my bff’s. and let’s just say, i have a bit more than a major crush on jim, though he’s so cute with pam that i feel a little guilty and don’t wanna get in the middle, you know? so my problem is…I CAN’T FIND DISC FOUR SEASON THREE!!!! It is IN this house, but i CANNOT find it!!!!!!! when i finish this, and finish the half-eaten burrito which is resting on my jeans, i will restart the search. wish me luck.
6. i even love angela
7. and the annoying intern and his spazzy girlfriend
8. and I LOVE jan
9. the booze cruise was hysterical and i rewound the scene w/ the pam/jim/lock/eyes/i/love/you/but/can’t/have/you scene three times
i freaking LOVE him
10. is it PAINFULLY obvious that hub, son, and in-laws are in S.F. all day at the aquarium and i’m supposed to be revising SEA instead of: all of the above and shopping for brand new merril hiking boots sold to me by the fabulous mao (pronounced mo) and shopping for 8 brand new pairs of perfectly cute matching socks to wear with said new boots for hiking in the alps AND the proud new owner of FOUR new adorable long-sleeved (and this is for you literaticat STRIPED t-shirts to go w/ my new target jeans and new merril boots and new socks and new jacket? so i can continue the whole yacht club style even in the alps. and stay tuned: i’m posting the really amazing interview with…the most fabulous OFFICE-loving woman ever…the amazing ms…
PUTNAM EDITOR STACEY BARNEY before i leave. ignore all my other posts, but do not ignore this one. she says:

a) exactly what she wants in a book
b) the worst place she’s been pitched to (um, or should i say “in”?)
hint:
c) and if you think THAT’S bad, you’re not going to freaking believe the PLANE story.




My Writer’s Group Celebratory Thai Lunch

September 13, 2007     /     Comments (0)

The long established tradition in my monthly writer’s group is when one member sells a project they treat the rest of the group to a celebratory lunch! So that’s what I did yesterday, as a thank you to my treasured friends and colleagues for their priceless feedback, edits, shoulders to moan on, and lots and lots of cups of coffee.
We chose Thai because we don’t have an Indonesian restaurant to honor SEA, and it worked out just fine—we shared bowls of rice, yellow and green curry, seafood, coconut soup and Thai ice teas. Afterward, we walked down the street a bit and I treated the gang to gelato cones from my favorite Croatian ice cream shop where we predicted “who will be next” in the brightly colored loft. It seems like just yesterday that I was at home with a six-month old baby, wondering when I’d be able to ever find time to write again, and these fabulous people welcomed me into their lives and got me writing again.

This long established critique group had celebratory lunches like these with their past members, acclaimed authors Nancy Farmer and Peggy Rathman, so you can imagine what a unbelievable pleasure it was for me to be sitting at the head of the table celebrating my small achievement.

So thank you all, my friends. And terimahkashih.
I can’t wait to sit at your table and raise a glass to your future successes.

(my group: starting with me clockwise: seaheidi, illustrator christy hale, authors cynthia chin-lee, kevin kiser, debbie duncan, su ann kiser, kirkglaser)




Heidi R. Kling’s Author Chat: With…Bionic Authorgirl Jennifer-Lynn Barnes!

September 10, 2007     /     Comments (0)

what do you get when you cross her
with her?
with him?

Today’s guest! The gorgeous, kick a$$, talented genius, Jennifer-Lynn Barnes whose FOURTH novel, PLATINUM, debuts today! If you have a tendency to get a little green around the gills reading about really successful, funny people doing awesome things, you may want to skip this interview, but I strongly warn against it—cuz this is one cool comic-book loving lady and you might just learn something (i did!) I’m going to take pity on the rest of us and refrain from revealing her age…and besides, i’m not ENTIRELY sure she’s human (and I’m not above looking into it…)

Jennifer, I’ve seen many episodes of the X-men cartoon. Confession time. Are you a mutant?

I loved the old school X-men cartoon. Seriously, it’s listed on facebook as one of my favorite television shows ever. As for the mutant question, there seems to be some debate about that. My dad has always insisted that I’m an alien (in fact, “my little alien” is one of his nicknames for me), because he says he has serious doubts that I could do everything I do and still be human. Nobody’s ever called me a mutant, but then again, I also haven’t had my DNA sequenced, so really, the question could go either way. I can tell you for sure that I don’t have adamantium claws (but Itotally wish I did).

Tell us about what your parents fed you to create you. Because I need to change my son’s diet ASAP.

I was a relatively unpicky eater when I was kid. My biggest dislike was chocolate (which most people would argue lends credence to the mutant/alien hypothesis), and I loved (errr… still love) kid-food staples like pizza, chicken nuggets, and macaroni and cheese. Also, despite the chocolate aversion, I’ve got one of the world’s biggest sweet tooths and ate inhumanly large amounts of sugar from the time I was twelve to the time I was fifteen. And lots of guacamole. I love guacamole.

Okay, seriously, your latest novel, PLATINUM just debuted. Congratulations and tell us about it.

Platinum is a sequel to my first novel, Golden, which followed new girl Lissy James through social and supernatural misadventures at a new high school filled with A-listers and evils of all varieties. For Platinum, I switched POVs, so the entire story (which picks up about a week after Golden left off) is told from the perspective of the lead popular girl. Lilah is more than she seems, and she’s tied to Lissy’s family and their legacy of supernatural Sight in a way that neither girl understands. Lilah’s dedicated to staying in control of her own destiny, and popularity allows her to do so, but it’s going to take every weapon in her Mean Girl arsenal to stay on top when she develops a Sight of her own. There’s a hot ghost boy. And murder/mayhem. And heartbreak. My editor described Golden as “Mean Girls meets Charmed,” and I think that’s a decent description of Platinum as well-except this time, you’re inside the head of the “mean” girl- who’s probably more human than any of us like to think.

You lived abroad for awhile…at a secret government training camp for the unbelievably gifted right?

Oh yes. The whole thing about doing a research-based masters at Cambridge was just a cover-up. I’m totally Special Forces (but don’t tell anyone). Seriously, though, I spent last year doing cognition research on high functioning autism and Asperger syndrome at a lab in England. Living abroad was an incredible experience (though, I will totally admit to a good long chunk of culture shock up front), and I really loved the research. Also, I learned British slang, which I’m sure will come in handy on a covert op one of these days.

What are you up to now? I mean, your life has been so boring so far.

I just started (as in last week) a PhD program in developmental psychology at Yale. Five (plus or minus one) years from now, I will be Dr. Jen. I love designing research experiments, and I’ve always been as much (if not more) of a science person as an English person. On the writing front, I’ve been keeping pretty busy. I just (also as in last week) turned in revisions on my sixth book, FATE (which is a sequel to my second book, TATTOO), and now I’m working on a new four book series that’s set to debut in the summer of 2009. The series, which is called CHAOS THEORY, taps into my love of science. It’s about a freshman in high school who gets a visit from her future self and discovers that the ultimate fate of the world is tied to her ability to master high school science. Right now, I’m working on the first book-SCIENCE, THE APOCALYPSE, AND ME- and it’s so much fun to write, especially since I consider myself a scientist in real life, and that’s a part of myself that I’ve never gotten to tap into as a writer before. And also, there’s Dawson’s Creek level relationship drama in this series, and that’s always fun.

If you could cast a muppet to play you in the story of your life, who would it be?

That’s kind of a tough one, but I’m leaning towards either Animal or the Swedish Chef, for comedic value.

Who would play your buddy Jo?

Whichever one of the above two isn’t playing me, of course.

If you could bring any YA male author with you to a desert island who would it be? Female? Which X-men
character would you bring?

This really depends on if I’m going to be stuck on the island with all three of them at once, or if we’re
talking about three different scenarios. The sad truth of the matter is that I’m probably not very equipped to survive on a desert island by myself. Survival instincts aren’t really my strong suit. Neither is common sense, or, you know, building shelter out of giant leaves and fallen branches. So I really have to be pretty strategic about this, or I’m probably not going to last a week. For the male author, I’d probably bring John Green, because he can survive brutal grass mowings and thinks enough outside the box that maybe he could find a way off the island for us (or failing that, provide a great deal of entertainment). Unless, of course, there are any other male YA authors who want to volunteer to accompany me- if any of you guys can get water out of a coconut, let me know. As far as female YA authors go, I’m pretty sure my good friend Ally Carter has mad survival skills. She grew up on a farm, so I think she could handle a desert island. Also, Lara Zeises has a question about desert islands in the author survery she posts on her blog, so I have to infer that she’s thought about it a lot and would make a good companion as well.

The X-men character is a hard one, and it would depend on what kind of desert island we’re talking about here. Is water an issue? Because if it is, Storm would be the obvious choice. Do I have to worry about angry wildebeests and other island animals? Then it would be Wolverine- wildebeests don’t stand a chance against adamantium claws (which I *still* wish I had). If there are cannibals on the island, Jean Grey or Professor X would probably be my best defense against being eaten. Another consideration is whether we’re talking about the characters from the comics or the ones from the tv or movieverse- because Scott is much cooler in the comics. Basically, I think I want to bring at least half a dozen X-men with me. I know for a fact that they’ve been stuck on desert islands many times before- by now, they should be used to it. And as long as I’m breaking the rules and bringing tons of people, can Meg Cabot come, too?

(can you find Jen is this picture?)

Tell us about bus karaoke and your love for it.

The other day, I was talking with one of the other first year psych grad students, and we started chatting about karaoke (which I love with a passion, even though I can’t sing at all). Anyway, in the course of this conversation, my friend says (and I quote), “They always have karaoke in the weirdest places. Like on my high school bus.” I was, to say the least, taken off guard. A short conversation later, I had ascertained that not only do they have karaoke on school buses in Korea, they also have laws specifically prohibiting school bus karaoke, which leads me to believe that it is a wide spread problem. I am still amazed by the awesomeness of this so-called problem.

Do you think you can introduce that in America–to, let’s say, planes?

I’d love to, but I’m pretty sure I’d be assassinated if I tried.

Tell the truth. You can shoot lighting from your fingertips, can’t you?

No comment. Thanks for doing this interview Heidi! It was fun.

The pleasure was all mine…let’s all go out and buy PLATINUM and rub our cheeks against it so some of Jen’s awesomeness* may rub off us!
*awesomeness is code for DNA. I will prove she’s a mutant if it’s the last thing I do!
…and let’s watch for a YA fictional version of her island life to win the Printz in 2010.




Good vibes for husband in Laverne & Shirley Land, please!

September 9, 2007     /     Comments (0)

Sweet Husband is in their bottle-capping-incorporated town as i write…

..taking a really, really, really challenging doctor test tomorrow (monday). It would be great if you in-touch-with-the-universe-groovy lj-guys could send some vibes out for him.

In other news, I stayed up all night hanging out with them:

(season 2)

and tonight i dive into season 3! (i have ALL THREE DISCS!!)

while the husband’s away, the wife must play.

can i say how much i heart pam and jim? and may i also confess to what a really irresponsible mom i was for letting e-man watch a couple episodes with me cuz he missed daddy and couldn’t sleep and of course it was the episode where agent michael scott takes jim here:

come on, he didn’t see anything more than he sees at the pool everyday. plus, he just thought it was a restaurant for owls.




Heidi R. Kling’s Author Chat: With… Way Hip FLUX Editor, Andrew Karre!

September 7, 2007     /     Comments (0)

Hi Andrew! Thanks so much for taking the time out of your busy day to come sea us. Just out of curiosity, why did you say yes?

I’m avoiding other, less interesting work. (And if any of my authors are reading this, no, that work has nothing to do with you.)

Heard you like coffee. What’s your favorite coffee drink if you need lots of extra hyper-energy to get through the day?

I do like coffee. I actually roast my own beans, so obsessed am I. My favorite bean is known as Idido Misty Valley, which is an Ethiopian bean. It’s lovely. Blueberry notes with a very round mouth feel. If by “coffee drink” you mean some sort of concoction that contains something other than coffee and hot water, than I’m not sure what you’re talking about.

Here ya go. It’s black. I promise.
Now that you’re all coffee’d up, describe the typical day in the life of Andrew Karre, Flux Editor.

Email, read, work on contracts, read blogs, email, read, answer the phone, go to meetings, email. In various orders.

You are quite young and already so successful in your field. Where do you see your career heading in the next 5-10 years?

Thanks. You flatter me. I’m not sure what’s coming, but I hope it’s fun. Five years ago, I didn’t see it heading here, exactly. For Flux, I’d like to see second and third books from our authors, strong sales and good reviews and awards. I’d like to continue to advocate for good, challenging YA and do some new things, too.

I’m a big fan (and friend) of talented Flux author Carrie Jones (aka: Disco Grover). How much of TIPS did you read before knowing you wanted to acquire her?

Not much. I think I tried to email her after forty pages. (And when that didn’t work, I called her.) Carrie is a joy to work with and to read.

FLUX is a YA imprint. Within the YA genre what kind of books are you looking to acquire?

There’s very little that I categorically don’t acquire. I have never bought a historical or horror novel, but not for lack of trying. I like realistic YA of all sorts, and dark fantasy is perennially popular here.

Would you like to tell us about some of the FLUX has coming out soon or a new acquire that you’re excited
about?

I’m excited about everything. Really. It’s not possible to edit if you can’t find something to get passionate about. But you want me to pick… [Sound of coins flipping.] Everyone should check out Brian
Mandabach’s OR NOT, if for no other reason than he’ll need some source of income when he’s run out of Colorado Springs for writing his fantastic book.

Are there any books out there that you read and think, “Man, I wish I could have edited that?” If so, which
ones?

In terms of YA, anything by M.T. Anderson, especially FEED. You’re wasting your life if you haven’t read it. I would have loved to have edited KING DORK, though it probably would have been a disaster because I’d have just wanted to talk about music. (Why couldn’t it have been me hugging Frank, instead?)

If there was any other (publishing) house you could work for, which one would it be and why?

Scribner & Sons, sometime in the 1920s? That’s probably not what you meant. There are so many houses that do great stuff. I wouldn’t want to choose.

If you were going to cast the movie of your life which human actor would play you? What about a muppet?

Peter Sellers. Prof. Bunson Honeydew.

Prof. Honeydew, will you come to S.F. area and visit us sometime? Cuz that would be really fun. Maybe you can help me defend myself against the Evil Empress Ms. Jennifer Laughran who cast me as that crazy blonde-haired muppet from the Electric Mayhem in the muppet movie (and was the inspiration for all this Author Chat Muppet Mayhem!)

Sure. I’d love to.

Back to publishing: how many submissions do you receive that you actually like? Of those, how many do
you take to acquisitions? Of those how many do you make offers to?

I probably really get excited about three books a month. If I get excited, I take it to acquisitions and more often than not, I get to go for it. If I can bat .500 on offers, I’m doing all right.

You largely conduct your business by phone and email, when you meet your authors in person do they look and act like how you imagine them from speaking on the phone or more like Muppets?

I haven’t been completely surprised yet. And no one has seemed Muppetish. Some agents have really surprised me, though. Authors, unlike dog owners, rarely look like their books.
(that’s good news!)

Is there a book subject that you’d love to see in your inbox but never have?

Muppets.

If someone wanted to submit a manuscript to you at FLUX, how would you prefer they do it?

Email.

Do you consider yourself a Nerdfighter or just a fan of Brotherhood 2.0? You also have a blog. Have you
considered video-blogging ala: The brothers Green?

I do fight with my brain, but I don’t know if I am formally a Nerd Fighter. I don’t know how John and Hank manage it. You are not likely to see me vlogging in the future.

Andrew, we think you are very cool. Will you come visit us again sometime?

Naturally.

Thanks so much for coming by and best of luck in all your endeavors!

Thank YOU, Heidi. You are the coolest interviewer in the world and kinda like chocolate. (Okay, I made this entire line up, but I’m almost positive he meant to say it. =)
http://fluxnow.blogspot.com/2007/09/blog-to-watch.html




i like weird. i like lizzy_lyn

September 6, 2007     /     Comments (0)

lizzy_lyn has been in my circle of trust since she leaked the goods on what lovely editor stacey said about me and SEA in kansas; i was hysterical, giddy and demanding and she was accurate, cool, and forthcoming. and her blog is freaking weird. if you haven’t friended her, i highly recommend doing so, especially during this bizarre season of so much sadness for so many people i know and love (so so sorry about hoss, rhona; and your friend, lisa). and when the world goes nuts, we must look for humor so we don’t drown in our sorrow—so go see lizzy_lyn. her posts are short, ironic, gross and down right fun.




my coffee office is loud! and wordplay in s.f.!

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hi all—well, mission successful for the day. preschool drop-off was smooth; my son looked adorable and was so cute putting on his brave face and greeting his new teachers even though he was a little nervous about the new classroom. he waved me off though, “you can go mom,” he said. so i kissed his new-end-of-summer freckles goodbye and hauled my laptop to peet’s coffee where i was greeted by quite a crowd of very loud, very happy coffee drinkers. i settled in though and managed to get through 41 pages of revision! i must admit, i’m pretty pleased with it, and now i know why tightening is so important–i’m looking at my book from new eyes. i had a three month break from it; in between i learned wonderful things about revising especially from mr. green who reminded me that ‘all writing is revising’ and ‘great books don’t happen by accident; they are hard work.’ and if one still has 40 pages to cut will often require this devise:

so that’s my plan for the next two weeks: kiss the freckles, walk 2 peet’s, revise 4 2 hours, sweep us sawdust, walk back 2 kiss boy.
in other news: the fabulous literaticat is hosting a YA Writing Voice seminar at books inc. opera plaza in s.f. on sunday. if you are ANY WHERE NEAR S.F. you should go to this event. it’s going to be fabulous. and it’s cheap! and you get to hang out with ellen hopkins! and jennifer laughran! go to notyourmothers or literaticat for more information. i’ve gone to many of the wordplay events and they are fantastic.
happy day all, oh, and look for janice-the-interviewing-muppet—a new one is coming up in the next couple of days and you don’t want to miss it.




smooshed between barry lyga and francesca lia block!

September 4, 2007     /     Comments (0)

first of all, my apologies for the second self-promotion of the day, but janetgurtler posted the august publisher’s marketplace sales on her blog. me and SEA are aug. 20. francesca lia block wrote a middle-grade prequel to weetzie bat! how fun is that? honestly, PM could be yet another something else in computer-land to become addicted too.

in other news: i (gulp) started my revisions for sea today. guess what i did? axed chapter one. totally scrapped it. gone. delete. erased. you know how many versions of that thing i did? uh, let’s just say not quite three digits but close, and now it’s gone forever. and i like it much better actually–i’ve heard, when in doubt, start your book on chapter three where the action begins, so okay. there we go. my lovely editor (who agreed to be on author chat btw!) liked all my suggestions (i emailed her for approval before i busted out my chainsaw). she’s going to think of some more and then let me know and i’ll get a draft for her by october 1, which means i’ll be chopping while i’m in the swiss alps…


yes, yes…i know, laugh it up heidi in the alps, but we’re going to see der matterhorn! the real matterhorn! and cows with bells! and eat yummy cheese! we’ll be gone the second half of september, but never fear. i’m a good travel writer–i wrote the steamy scene last year in france, and i really doubt it would have been that steamy in boring old nor cal.

in interview news: i’m soooo thrilled that so many of you would like to be interviewed, yet with my new october 1 deadline for revisions on sea, i won’t have questions out to you as fast as i’d hoped. so whatever i told you, add a couple weeks okay? but don’t stop thinking about muppets. and have you done your homework and watched red dawn yet? well? i’m going to ask you about it and i can sense liars even over the email, so get to it!




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